Funny Police Problems

Being a Police Office, you're putting your life in front of others to save them. You should be a good example to everyone because you are employed by the government to enforce law.

But on the lighter side, there are also funny and laughable things a Policeman/Policewoman encounters. Just like this one where they joked about the description of the suspect.

A suspect with yellow hair and orange suit is not always Naruto or Son Goku.

Some hilarious conversations with random people

A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before.

Desk Sergeant: "You'll get your chance in court."

Man: "No, no no! I want to know how he got into the house without waking my wife. I've been trying to do that for years!"

A male driver is pulled over by a cop and the following conversation takes place:

Man: What's the problem officer?
Cop: You were going at least 75 in a 55 zone.
Man: No sir, I was going 65.
Wife: Oh Harry. You were going 80.

(Man gives his wife a dirty look.)

Cop: I'm also going to give you a ticket for your broken tail light. Man: Broken tail light? I didn't know about a broken tail light! Wife: Oh Harry, you've known about that tail light for weeks.

(Man gives his wife a dirty look.)

Cop: I'm also going to give you a citation for not wearing your seat belt.
Man: Oh, I just took it off when you were walking up to the car.
Wife: Oh Harry, you never wear your seat belt.
Man: Shut your mouth, woman!
Cop: Ma'am, does your husband always talk to you this way?
Wife: No, only when he's drunk.

Top 5 comments by a Police that were taken from actual police car videos.

1. "You didn't think we give pretty women tickets? You're right, we don't. Sign here."
2. "I'm glad to hear that chief (of Police) Hawker is a personal friend of yours. So you know someone who can post your bail."
3. "No sir, we don't have quotas anymore. We used to, but now we're allowed to write as many tickets as we can."
4. "How big were those 'Just two beers' you say you had?"
5. "In God we trust, all others we run through NCIC."

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A Police Office need to keep a guy inside.

Policeman: "I'm afraid that I'm going to have to lock you up for the night."

Man: "What's the charge officer?"

Policeman: "Oh, there's no charge. It's all part of the service."

And sometimes, they are the one being joked...

When asked for Papers, a scissor can make a way.

*** Some jokes here are found on public domains and we don't know who's the original uploader. Credits to the owners.

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