Funny answers to serious questions around the internet

Sometimes, serious questions can have funny answers. But that depends on who's you're talking to. You might get into a serious fight if the person you're answering doesn't know how to handle a good humor.

Here are some epic questions with funny answers from around the web.

A question with a funny answer posted on Yahoo! Answers.

Serious Questions with hilarious Answers

1. Girlfriend: "Are you sure you love me and no one else?"
   Boyfriend: "Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday."
   
   
2. Teacher: "Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?"
   Student : "The moon."
   Teacher : "Why?"
   Student: "The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we don't need it."
   
   
3. Teacher: "What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?"
   Student: "A teacher."
   
   
4. Waiter: "Would you like your coffee black?"
   Customer: "What other colors do you have?"
   
   
5. Teacher: "John, you talk a lot!"
   John: "It's a family tradition."
   Teacher: "What do you mean?"
   John: "Sir, my grandfather was a street hawker, my father is a teacher."
   Teacher: "What about your mother?"
   John: "She's a woman."
   
   
6. Tom: "How should I convey the news to my father that I've failed?"
   Jones: "You just send a telegram: Result declared, past year's performance repeated."
   
   
7. Teacher: "Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing?"
   Student: "Brotherly love."
   
   
8. Teacher: "Now, John, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?"
   John: "No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook."
   
   
9. Patient: "What are the chances of my recovering doctor?"
   Doctor: "One hundred percent. Medical records show that nine out of ten people die of the disease you have. Yours is the tenth case I've treated. The others all died."
   
   
10. Teacher: " Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"
    John: "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day and at the same time."
    
    
11. Teacher: " George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him?"
    John: " Because George still had the axe in is hand."
    
    

*** This list is from a pre-historic forwarded email thread. Credits to the owners.

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